menstruate:

red white and blue are the colors of freedom until they’re flashing in your rearview mirror

flomation:

I thought I should share some things I’ve collected

smogoncc:

Here’s an original fakemon I made (don’t steal!) called Mariguana. It’s a Grass/Fire-type Pokémon and knows moves like Blaze Kick and Smokescreen and has the ability Truant. Don’t do drugs.

i lost a follow niegger im looking at u

nowaclubpenguinblog:

or is that not what you meant

richwhitelesbian:

he’s makin a list

checkin’ it twice!

gonna find out if you’re middle class and white

morristibbs:

rachel you just published “eridansvagina” in the nytimes

When Jim Henson, creator of the Muppets died in 1990, Disney released this picture of Mickey consoling Kermit the Frog.

slydig:

hey dude your boobs are showing i think you need a 

preteenager:

i want this tattooed into my bones so in 500 years when they find my bones they’ll know i was rad as hell

bluepikmin:

you cant eat the pussy until you finish your vegetables 

chlotana:

baby-youremyliquor:

chlotana:

why isn’t “so….yeah.” an acceptable conclusion on a 10 page paper

I’ve not really ever had Starbucks… Someone take me?

literally what the fuck

niegger: